Wow! I just got a message from WordPress that it’s my one year anniversary on the site. I had no idea that an entire year had gone by.
Its been a really great experience posting and interacting with followers! Thanks to everyone who has been following, commenting, and re-blogging!! Now on to Year 2……
It was my birthday and I was looking forward to my party. It was being thrown in my honor, just for me, and my family was coming. It had been years since I last saw my family and I remember the day I left home clearly. I remember leaving home and telling my parents that within 10 years, on my 30th birthday, I would be ready. I would be ready to join my family and carry on the legacy. I would be ready to take over the world.
I had spent hours getting ready for my party. My skin was glowing and my heart had been beating with anticipation all day. The party was going to be held far from prying eyes, in a large warehouse facility on the outskirts of town. Everyone was planning to fly in for the party and guests were scheduled to arrive at any moment. I jumped on my bike and sped to the location eager to show off my hard earned skills and talents I mastered in the past 10 years. And today was the day I would come face to face with my family and show them I was ready.
As soon as I pulled into the warehouse I saw the vehicles belonging to my family. Huge, imposing spacecrafts were hovering over the grounds. I immediately recognized the one belonging to my father, as if I never left. I jumped off my primitive motorcycle and ran inside the warehouse. Inside I ripped off my cape and exposed my glowing skin. Everyone was in awe of just how much I had grown. My spikes had grown in beautifully and I was truly a woman. My mothers bronze spikes had grown in at the age of 28, as did mine, and she was known throughout the kingdom for her deadly legs. One kick from her and her ankles spikes would effortlessly divorce a mans head from his body.
My spikes were even better. I had gold spikes, a rarity throughout the kingdom, growing across both my hips and ankles. I was truly a warrior, a deadly soldier ready to earn her reputation. And tonight was my special night. It was my 30th birthday, the night my family had waited for. Their first born would be ready to join the legacy and tonight we were going to do it….
We were planing to take over the planet. Earth would be ours in under two days. Everyone sharped their spikes, got their weapons ready in their spacecrafts and all of us were eager with anticipation to dominate the planet. It would truly be the best birthday I have ever had and I couldn’t wait to finally get to wear my spikes in all their glory. I couldn’t wait to show the people of earth my spikes….and their deaths.
If you are interested in the Gold Studded Leggings you can find them HERE
I got a call last night to meet him at the bar at 8 pm. He would be wearing a black suit with a red handkerchief. I was instructed to be dress to kill. This was not a problem.
I went to the rendezvous point and saw him. Leaning against the bar scanning the crowd for a woman with dark hair and a killer smile. We laughed, drank, and danced. We shared some spins around the dance floor and it was then time to leave. I said I would get our jackets and meet him outside.
When we got outside I playfully wouldn’t let him have his jacket until we turned the corner. It was a small street and he drew close to me. I reached into my clutch bag and pulled out my gun and quickly attached my silencing muzzle. His body immediately fell limp against me.
I noticed the river below us and flung his body in the water. I threw his jacket in after him. I had what I needed from his pockets… the list of swiss bank accounts belonging to his corporation.
The moonlight glistened off the water and it looked almost romantic. It was the perfect way to end my date.
What I love about Brooklyn is that art is everywhere.
It’s on your way to the Bodega. It’s down the stairs you use to throw out your garbage. It’s on the road you take to get on the subway.
It’s on the shirt you wore. It’s there in the way you matched your sneakers to your outfit. It’s there in how you perfectly cut your shirt to add some style. It’s there…..
It’s everywhere you go. It’s always with you and within you.
This is one of my favorite shirts and can be found here
I never go home after work when I wear this dress. I just love to collect my complements! Its always a crowd pleaser, so last week I decided to stop by the farmers market on my way home after work.
I met up with my friend and we walked around. Right away someone came up to me and told me they liked my dress. My friend told me it looked so retro, yet so high fashion. I told her it must be the high collar style that everyone likes and she told me that it must be the checkered pattern…or maybe how great the dress fits me! lol
She asked me where I got the dress, so I had to let her in one my secret………
You can find the dress here
It was beautiful outside this past Saturday. My friend called me to tell me to come out!
I couldn’t decide what to wear at first. I wanted to be comfortable but still look funky. I decided to pair my new stretch-denim shorts with a plain t-shirt, my clutch bag, earrings, and sunglasses. I knew the perfect pair of shoes to wear…comfortable and funky!
I took the bus to enjoy the fresh air instead of the subway.
As I walked around I saw a stoop sale where they had the most amazing record collection. I saw records from Donna Summer, Diana Ross, Whitney Houston, and even Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff! It was so much fun to look through all the old records and reminisce.
Then I decided to go people watching! I walked a few blocks to my favorite outdoor summer spot. Of course, people-watching just isn’t complete without a cold drink. I got a drink and enjoyed the night and watched all the fashionable people walk by. But all that walking made me hungry!
At the end of the day, I decided to take a cab home instead of the bus. I had a great Saturday 🙂
You can check out some more cool outfits here
You’ll Party Like a Rockstar
Trash your Hotel Room
Do an entire 8 ball of coke and cut the lines real thick
And Overdose in Style!!!
…its the only way to go!
Vintage 80s Rockstar tshirt!
** Purple and white dyes tshirt
** Hangs loosely off the shoulder with that sex appeal
** Cutt up and slashed on the shoulder, on the bottom hem, and on the back
** More details and funk than any loser Rock Star
One of a Kind Tshirt
One of a Kind Design
Size Medium Only
Only one made…. only one will be worn
Available at:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/105122533/80s-vintage-rockstar-tshirt-get-ready-to
DENIM STRETCH PANTS….. ITS THE FLESH EATING PANTS
No one is safe with these Flesh Eating stretch denim pants. Slide them on and let them take over….
Stretch denim pants…stretchy…funky…and you won’t find anything similar on this planet.
Denim stretch material with a cascading flow of denim smokily flowing down the front part of the leg. Back of pants are all stretch denim.
Made to order in your size:
Small: 2-4 Inseam 28″
Medium: 6-8 Inseam 29″
Large: 10-12 Inseam 29″
Only at OrReet.etsy.com
http://www.etsy.com/listing/97892026/denim-stretch-pantsits-the-flesh-eating
I had to fire my cleaning lady today.
She would rather look hot than clean. Rather chill than sweep.
There are no Desperate Housewives with the Chapelle Show Shirt.
Off the shoulder red Chapelle Show Shirt.
Heather Gray trim on red shirt with shots of different characters from the Chapelle Show.
One of a kind made in a size medium only.
OrReet Designs 